Alan Driscoll, TRA
Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen
Normally I wouldn’t deign to give this meatsack any oxygen as he is completely and utterly beneath my contempt, but lately he has shaped up to be the kind of man that I have increasingly come to despise: a mediocre, straight white WoqueBro who is all about That Trans even though he would never date, fuck or marry one himself and if he tells you any different it’s because maybe - and only after X number of martinis - he’ll choke down his heterosexuality just long enough for the kind of transwoman who passes completely as a woman that he won’t feel gay about it.
Now, in case I haven’t been abundantly clear about this, there is A Special Place In Hell for Alan and men like him: straight dudes who scream TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, will tell transwomen how “valid” and “stunning” and “brave” they are but are lying through their fucking teeth.
I’m looking at you, Wil Wheaton and Patton Oswalt.
For those of you who came to me from Graham Linehan’s The Glinner Update, you’re all aware of who Alan Driscoll is - this is for those of you who don’t read his fine Substack page (and you really should).
Alan Driscoll is “A musician, writer and comedian from England, currently based in Melbourne, Australia”. At least, that’s what his website (no, I won’t link to it) says.
I’m not going to critique Alan’s music insofar as to say that, personally, I think it’s wholly uninspiring and, frankly, horrible (this is entirely my opinion, take it for all it’s worth) nor will I critique his comedy even though, once upon a time, I did a bit of standup in the old days and can totally tell when an audience just isn’t feeling it when it comes to your jokes, especially when your material consists of getting your audience to forgive Ian Watkins.
Ian Watkins was the former lead-vocalist of the band Lostprophets. Despite a relatively successful music career, Watkins was unable to suppress the urges deep within and so embarked upon on a prolonged campaign to abuse as many children as he could persuade mentally unstable female members of his fanbase to afford him access to. His popularity allowed him to escape justice for some considerable time but, in the end, his public downfall inevitably came and he was brutally exposed as having conspired with others to insert his penis into the anus of a 1-year-old boy.
In October 2006, Watkins attempted to sexually assault a baby boy, but after feeling remorse for giving into his homosexual urges, Ian did what he considered to be “normal” and raped a baby girl.
It was also around this time that Watkins started having sex with teenage groupies, even going so far as to convince two of them sexually abuse their own children, going even further as to send one of the mothers a text message that read “if you belong to me, so does your baby”.
Watkins managed to evade detection for the next six years until 2012 when the police raided his home and seized his laptop which contained a staggering 27 terabytes of storage - a capacity which led Detective Inspector Peter Doyle of the South Wales Police Force to opine that the sheer amount of Watkins’ hard drive storage capacity was five times greater than what the SWPF is allotted to have with 2,862 sworn officers and 1,631 support staff on their payroll.
That Watkins’ hard drive was password encrypted the SWPF was moved to call in an intelligence and cryptographic expert from Government Communication Headquarters (the UK version of the US National Security Agency) tasked with breaking Watkins’ password.
Unbelievably, Watkins’ password was ifuckkids.
On Watkins’ hard drive was a trove of kiddie porn the likes of which has never been seen before or since. Among some of the files found was a video of Watkins having sex with a 16 year old girl then, just like R. Kelly, urinating on her. Also found was a video of one of Watkins’ fans performing oral sex on her own child, a message from another one of his fans telling Watkins that her baby was his “fuck toy” and several recorded messages of him discussing topics from how to film bestiality to how he wanted to record child porn over the summer.
Modesty, decorum and decency preclude me from enumerating anything else that was discovered on his laptop and that the ones I have told you about were the tamest of the material discovered - the rest of it was so bad that I can’t bring myself to describe any of it to you.
Ian Watkins was ultimately tried, convicted and sentenced to a prison term of 35 years where he was remanded to the same prison as Mark Bridger serving a 29 year sentence for bashing the skull of a 5-year old girl in, killing her and hiding the body in his closet.
Watkins’ teen fans who sexually abused their own kids at his request were given 14 and 17 year sentences.
As for the rest of the band, the remaining members of Lostprophets were - to nobody’s surprise - shocked and shaken to the core having learned what their lead singer had been up to. In a carefully worded message before they deleted all references to themselves on social media forever, the band explained they had no idea that Watkins was involved in any sexual abuse of children but admitted his behavior made him “difficult”, that their personal relationship to Watkins had deteriorated over the last years to the point where even being in the same room with Watkins was “miserable” and that they’ll be “haunted” by this for the rest of their lives.
Even their record label has removed all Lostprophets catalogs though, in what can only be described as not having thought it all the way through, are still selling the catalogs of Charles Manson, Burzum and Gary Glitter.
And this is who Alan Driscoll felt moved to stand up on a stage in front of a live audience and ask of them to look into their hearts to forgive.
When Alan is not otherwise making awful music and trying out even more awful comedy routines concerning pedophiles, he also fancies himself a Trans Rights Activist and one of the people Alan has set his sights on is Graham Linehan.
Through a steady campaign of harassment, Alan Driscoll has saw fit to deprive Mr. Linehan of any livelihood because of his high profile stance against gender ideology and one of the methods Alan has done is to tag Hat Trick Productions on Twitter, the same production company that was working on Father Ted - The Musical after the much beloved TV comedy series Father Ted for which Graham is its creator.
Unfortunately, Alan may have succeeded as Hat Trick has pulled out of its backing for the musical because the last thing Hat Trick wants to be seen doing is associating with a high-profile “transphobe” like Graham Linehan.
In the interest of full disclosure I, too, have had my run-in with Alan Driscoll.
On August 5, 2021 Graham Linehan published The Chris Chan story shows the moral vacuum at the heart of trans ideology about Chris Chan, AKA Christine Chandler, a deeply disturbed individual with a long history of predatory behavior towards women, and who, according to his own words, transitioned so he could have sex with lesbians, is now behind bars awaiting trial after having allegedly had incestuous sex with his 79 year old senile demented mother.
Now one would think that having sex with your 79 year old senile demented mother would raise all kinds of Holy Hell with, oh, just about everybody, including Trans Rights Activists, and it has - except the TRAs are more upset that, even though Chris Chan allegedly had sex with his mother, it’s wrong to misgender “her” because they know that pronouns are a privilege, not a human right and that they’d object to Chris being misgendered is because of something I have always known: they, too, have something to hide and if Chris can lose his pronoun privileges, so can they.
The Facebook page Trans History Month (which later turned out not to be a satire page at all) chimed in with this little gem:
I will now share with you my response to this in the comment section of this article and to this screenshot from Trans History Month.
"...but it's almost impossible for a trans lesbian to find dates..."
From the Department of Shit We Already Knew.
I feel like screaming. It's always a woman's fault. Always always always. A man RAPES. HIS. MOTHER. And it's some imaginary woman, who doesn't even EXIST who is to blame.
"If SOMEONE just had sex with him" not even just someone, if a LESBIAN just let herself get raped by this man, maybe he wouldn't have done it!! I hate these FUCKING TRANNIES. When a man rapes a 4 year old do they have the same fucking excuse lined up? "Oh maybe if some other vulnerable girl let him rape her, he wouldn't have done it!!"
Fuck these fucking troons! I hope they think about this shit they're spewing and their 41% jumps to 100% overnight. Fuck these fucking rape apologist losers.
I will not apologize for what I said. I will not recant ever calling these fucking rape apologist losers fucking troons and fucking trannies and I certainly will not ever apologize for hoping their 41% suicide rate jumps to 100% for shaming lesbians into accepting penis by saying their genital preferences are “transphobic”.
It’s that last part of my comment about trans suicide rates that Alan took exception to and he tried to get me (and Graham Linehan) to take it down the comment in it’s entirety and I have to thank Graham for not bowing to Alan’s demand because Graham, like me, understands that pointing out the truth that trooning out isn’t a viable long term strategy for happiness and that it’s also true that while trans people are the Most Protected Class that have governments and institutions pandering to their ever changing whims they still kill themselves at a rate higher than the general population and my pointing it out doesn’t negate that fact.
And when you’ve surgically mutilated yourself to the point you’re left with a compromise of genitalia that you can never enjoy sexual pleasure again where else do you go?
So why am I writing about him? Well, I’m happy to report his Reign of Error ended a few days ago on Twitter. Permanently.
And this is also the first and last time I will ever talk about him as I think now you all get the flavor that is Alan Driscoll because it’s really interesting and quite telling that a man like Alan Driscoll would agitate for the erosion of safeguarding women, children and the erasure of sexual boundaries.
The world is better off without his presence on the internet and one less place gets to be seen, the better.
I feel, and share, your absolute rage!
When I read stuff about men like these....it cuts deep into my soul as a woman to live in a world where so many men hold us in such hatred and contempt.
WTF?