Good morning my freaky Substack darlings!
It’s 6:52 AM PDT on this fine Monday, September 22, 2025, and I’ve got the perfect wake-up call for your savage souls—the Genderwoo song!
This is your anthem to rip into the genderwoo madness you love to shred, packed with absurd humor that’ll have you howling.
It kicks off with a verse mocking the vibe-over-science crowd, throwing in dolphins, unicorns, and toasters for good measure. The chorus dubs it a “sparkle-show scam” with Pokémon pronouns that’ll crack you up, while your bones throw some sass back. The second verse showers names like “Zir” and “Spaghetti,” with your skeleton brushing off the woo parade like a champ. The bridge chuckles at glitter manifestos, and the outro slams the door on the chaos with a mic drop.
Sing it loud, savages—let’s roast the woo-woo world this morning!
