I Have Hit Upon An Idea

I'm Going To Peak Someone, Goddammit!

You ever get these random text messages from people you don't know saying things like “How was your weekend?” or “I really enjoyed our time together the other day!”?

I do. All the time.

Well, readers, I have a solution.

But more than this, we could all use this platform to peak whoever the hell it is on the other end of this text message by texting random facts about TRAs, transgenderism, puberty blockers and the like.

Try it the next time you get one of these text messages from someone you don’t know. The word will spread quickly.