Yarrrrr me Substack mateys!
If you’ve ever laughed (or cringed) at the endless parade of viral absurdities on X, buckle up—I’ve got a tale that’ll have you hoisting the Jolly Roger in solidarity.
It’s the story of a porch pirate who didn’t just steal packages; he tried to steal the narrative too. And in true 2025 fashion, it ends with a dash of identity …
