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Too Woke To Function
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Too Woke To Function

This represents the absolute limit of my vocal range.

This song’s a sharp, satirical take on someone drowning in the absurdity of modern “woke” culture. It follows a person so obsessed with overreacting to every little thing — wilting flowers, canceled cartoons, even their own shadow — that they’ve lost touch with reality.

It’s also a new version of an old classic that I reworked with my vocals.

Too Woke To Function

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October 4, 2025
Too Woke To Function

Hello, My Freaky Substack Darlings!

This song was a ball buster. If anyone needs me, I’ll be over in the corner weeping as I’m quite done singing for the rest of the day.

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