Why We Should Mock Transgenderism

A Primer

The jokes have written themselves.

If it weren’t for the fact that it’s so taboo to make fun of trannies, it would basically be low-hanging fruit.

Imagine this scenario: A man is absolutely convinced, with unwavering certainty, that he is a woman, and vociferously asserts this belief. However, his conviction finds little traction among others.

Regardless of his attempts to dress in feminine attire or undertake physical alterations, he fails to convince anyone that he's anything other than a man. Even if people indulge him, it closely resembles a contemporary interpretation of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Emperor's New Clothes," or a real-life reenactment of the Emily Howard sketches from "Little Britain."

Rather than successfully embodying the characteristics of the opposite gender, his endeavors only lead him further into the unsettling realm of the uncanny valley, resulting in a progressively ugly appearance as he exerts more effort.

It's clearly ripe for tragicomic exploration. When haven't we engaged in humorous jabs at individuals who identify as something they undeniably aren't? We found amusement in Teddy from "Arsenic and Old Lace," who believed he was Teddy Roosevelt charging up San Juan Hill. We chuckled at Buzz Lightyear, steadfastly convinced of his identity as an actual space ranger, despite being a plastic toy fashioned as a depiction from an in-universe (later real-world) Saturday morning cartoon.

And not only does the HRT and SRS turn relatively OK looking men into terrifying monsters, with necrotic stink ditches attached to their crotch that is liable to fall apart, they seem intent to post the results on the internet, apparently oblivious (willfully so, in many cases) that they look absolutely hideous.

Exhibit A

Upon witnessing this, the initial assumption might be that they're a collective of comedians delving into cringe comedy. Yet, that's not the reality – these instances are completely real. They truly perceive themselves as members of the opposite sex, and they earnestly upload their own pictures on the internet, seeking compliments in return.

Normally I am against bullying anyone, including trannies, but this kind of behavior is cringy, even when it’s done by “normal” people. Fishing for compliments from complete strangers on the internet either indicates a lack of self-awareness, or insecurity. And either way, you’re basically asking to be made fun of, no matter how good you actually look. So, if it’s cringy when sexy women do it, it’s even more so when ugly, mentally ill men do it.

It’s absolutely tragic, but don’t feel bad for laughing your ass off. That’s just your brain telling you how absurd it all is. How silly these people behave, and how fucking clueless they are in expecting others to take them seriously. It’s not wrong to feel genuine sorrow for the horrible shit they do to themselves and those closest to them, but it’s not wrong to have a good, hearty laugh at their expense when they do stupid shit either.

They’re fucking adults, they should have known better.

And what about individuals identifying as nonbinary? Well, considering that adopting a nonbinary identity appears even more absurd and devoid of logical basis than claiming to be the opposite sex, it becomes evident that their motivation is solely centered around seeking attention. Consequently, they align with the same category as other attention-seeking adolescents, akin to Emos or scene kids from the 2000s. Despite their complaints about the challenges of life, we still made fun of them.

But let’s be real for a moment: The corporate elite seem to have a strong, vested interest in promoting transgenderism. The only recent counterexample being Netflix choosing to side with the funny black guy telling jokes about trannies rather than the trannies and tranny sympathizers who made a big stink about it.

The Funny Black Guy

There’s no denying that with few exceptions, the mainstream media promotes transgenderism as being “stunning and brave.” Showering undeserved praise on those who chose to mutilate themselves to become a parody of the opposite sex.

What’s especially notable is how hard they work to groom children into this. They promote people like Desmond is Amazing, Lactacia, and Jazz Jennings, even though none of these children did anything worthwhile in their lives other than engage in behavior indicative of sexual abuse (in the first two cases), or simply trooning out (the third case). You have Drag Queen Story hour, a program that actively hires cross-dressing pedophiles to introduce children to the wonderful world of adult entertainment.

They want to condition people into believing that trooning out is a glamorous thing to do. And they will especially aim this propaganda at those too young to know better. They won’t ever bring up the fact that numerous participants in Drag Queen Story hour have been found on the sex offender registry, and they sure as hell won’t emphasize the complications with the creation of Jazz Jenning’s “vagina”, especially not how it’s literally falling apart. Nor will they talk about how he is suddenly gaining a lot of weight, obviously because he is gorging himself on food in order to drown his sorrows.

You see, kids want to be “cool.” They want to fit in. And if they are told that something is hip and cool, they will believe you.

Thankfully, normal people don’t need to accept what the mainstream media tells them is fashionable or cool, and to their credit, they usually don’t (at least not adults). What is fashionable to the rich elite is frequently overpriced, gaudy, or even outright ridiculous. At worst, many lifestyles practiced by the rich elite (and even promoted in lifestyle magazines) are self-destructive.

The best way to counter a cultural movement that glamorizes transgenderism is to mock the shit out of it. Through satire and humor, we can make it abundantly clear, especially to young people, that there is nothing glamorous about trooning out at all. That the working class and middle class don’t see it as glamorous, and trying to fit in with a rich elite that hates your guts and will try to sell bug-eating and gulag-pod-living to you, is a waste of time. That trooning out isn’t edgy or rebellious, it’s something the rich and powerful openly celebrate. Far from being stunning and brave, it is a cowardly refusal to accept reality as it is, and to actually deal with the root causes of your mental issues. Trooning out does not turn you into a bombshell superstar, but a disgusting hag that crawled from the deepest, darkest recesses of the uncanny valley, with horrible health problems and a necrotic, nonfunctional patchwork that used to be healthy genitals. To say nothing of how incredibly slimy it is for biologically male athletes to compete with women because they were too pathetic and weak to compete with other men.

This will especially help young people, because they have a tendency towards rebelling against the “establishment.” If they truly want to be rebellious and edgy, the best way to do it is to make fun of ugly, rich crossdressers. Once it is clear to them that transgenderism is ugly, ridiculous, AND popular with the richest, most powerful people in the world, they will want nothing to do with it.

And we must use humor to combat this.