Hey, Substack crew! Get ready for a wild ride, because I’ve got a juicy story and a straight-up banger to share. Imagine this: a thumping EDM drop, pulsing beats, and lyrics roasting a comedian’s bizarre online feud with a rabbit rescue charity. Yup, it’s as crazy as it sounds. Meet "Hare Triggered", the track that’s got me hyped—and I bet you’ll be dancing to it too.
The Spark: Aidan Comerford vs. Bunnies
If you’ve been scrolling X lately (it’s June 2025, and the chaos is real), you might’ve caught wind of Irish comedian Aidan Comerford—known for his heartfelt book Corn Flakes for Dinner and winning So You Think You’re Funny? at Edinburgh Fringe—getting into a weird spat. Apparently, Aidan got salty about a bunny rescue charity’s social media follows (or lack thereof), and it spiraled. We’re talking tweets, blocks, and X users buzzing about harassment claims or just Aidan stirring the pot for laughs. Some even mentioned naming a bunny after him (Aidan Fluff, anyone?). The details are hazy, but the drama’s pure gold, and it’s screaming to be turned into a song.
This isn’t just a meme song (though it’s got meme energy for days). It’s a love letter to the weird corners of the internet where comedians and bunny charities clash. The EDM production—punchy kicks, layered vocal chops, and a cheeky bunny-hop sound effect—makes it impossible not to move. It’s storytelling meets dance-floor chaos, perfect for anyone who loves a good internet saga.
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