Hey Substack Savages, Get Ready to Groove to "Non-Binary Nuttery"
Listen up, you meme-slinging, truth-dropping savages—this one’s for you. We’ve got a new anthem, "Non-Binary Nuttery", and it’s not some peppy Sweet Caroline sing-along. Nah, this is a slow-jam roast, dripping with 90s R&B swagger—think Boyz II Men with a PhD in snark. It’s a soulful, bass-heavy takedown of the non-binary pronoun circus, served with a side of savage wit. Picture crooning this in a dimly lit bar, smirking as you dunk on gender fluidity.
Why This Song Slaps
The world’s lost its mind with “they/them,” “ze/zir,” and gender menus longer than a CVS receipt. This slow-jam calls BS on the whole non-binary trend, laughing at the idea that two genders aren’t enough. It’s for you savages who roll your eyes at pronoun intros and just want to grill in peace. We’re not here to hate —just to chuckle at the absurdity of rewriting biology like it’s a TikTok trend. This is your vibe: smooth, sarcastic, and savage as hell.
The Slow-Jam Vibe
Forget upbeat bangers. This track’s a low-tempo groove, all sultry vocals and deep bass, like if Sade decided to troll woke culture. The lyrics glide over a silky beat, dripping with mockery—perfect for sipping whiskey and smirking at the gender chaos.
Play this in your head when you’re stuck in a woke HR meeting!
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