Crooked Preacher's Grin

With The Smile Of A Relocated Priest

Hey, you glorious troublemakers,

It’s time to crank the volume and dive into my latest musical middle finger: Crooked Preacher’s Grin, a blues-rock banger that takes aim at Aidan Comerford’s smug X persona and his now-infamous “with the smile of a relocated priest” zinger. If you loved the chaos of “Hare Triggered,” this one’s gonna hit like a whiskey shot in a dive bar.

Where It Started

Aidan, an Irish writer and X’s resident quip-slinger, dropped that “relocated priest” line in a post, smirking like he’d just outwitted the internet. It’s a clever jab—conjuring a shifty cleric shuffled to a new parish, all charm and no trust. But Aidan’s not just tossing one-liners; he’s been stirring pots, from a public spat with John Boyne over trans issues to a bizarre feud with a bunny sanctuary that had X howling. When I saw that priest line, I knew it was begging to be weaponized. So, I turned it into a song to roast his flannel-clad ego and X-fueled drama.

Why It Hits

This track isn’t just a diss—it’s a roast of online loudmouths everywhere. Aidan’s “priest’s grin” is the face of every X hotshot who thinks they’re untouchable, until the mob or a bunny brigade proves ‘em wrong. It’s for anyone who loves watching a keyboard cowboy get lyrically smoked.

The Cause

Here’s the kicker: Aidan’s bunny blunder inspired me to do better. I’m donating 15% of all my Buy Me a Coffee proceeds from this track to Carrot Cottage Rabbit Rescue, a sanctuary saving fluffy butts while Aidan’s out here fumbling. Every coffee you toss my way fuels more roasts and helps those bunnies bounce back.

Rock On!

P.S. Missed “Hare Triggered”? Go check it for more musical mayhem. Not subscribed yet? Fix that now—you don’t wanna sleep on the next banger.

P.P.S. If you’re feeling extra spicy, share this on X and tag @AidanComerford. Let’s see if his priestly grin holds up.