Buckle up, my Substack savages, because the curtains are crashing down on the great Aidan Comerford Roast Saga, and Aidan’s going out as the cackling, flop-sweating villain of X. The final blow? Thissong Watership Clown, a side-splitting, mean-as-hell anthem that cements Aidan as the evil clown who tried to nuke a bunny charity’s halo in June 2025 and got meme-murdered for it. This is the end of Aidan’s public crucifixion, and it’s so funny Aidan might just retire to a warren of shame (spoiler: Aidan won’t). Let’s unpack this lyrical dumpster fire and laugh till Aidan’s ego bleeds.
For those living under a digital rock, Aidan’s been X’s punching bag all this month, when he decided a bunny charity—yes, a saintly group saving floppy-eared angels—was his mortal enemy.
Picture Aidan, hunched over a keyboard, frothing like a cartoon villain, firing off four days of tweets accusing them of… honestly, who cares? It was pure evil vibes. Aidan name-dropped J.K. Rowling like a desperate sorcerer, but the bunnies, shining with do-gooder glory, just hopped away. X, smelling blood, dubbed Aidan “Watership Clown” (and “Watender Clown” for Aidan’s unhinged tweet marathon), unleashing a tsunami of memes that turned him into a laughingstock by June 17. This saga’s been one long roast of Aidan’s hubris, and Watership Clown is the mic-drop finale, proving Aidan’s the villain we all love to hate.
Watership Clown is Aidan’s swan song of villainy, a vicious, snort-inducing banger that gloats over Aidan’s failed bunny-slaying while the charity prances in victory.
And, with that, I’m moving on.
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