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The Rot Dog Blues
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The Rot Dog Blues

Yeah, I Had To.

If you’ve stumbled across this song Rot Dog Blues, you might be wondering what it’s all about. With its gritty guitar riffs and slow, mournful rhythm, this track captures a story that’s equal parts heartbreak, frustration, and dark humor. At its core, Rot Dog Blues is a blues song about the emotional and physical fallout of a phalloplasty—a gender-affirming surgery to construct a penis—that didn’t go as planned.

This Is Phalloplasty

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May 22, 2023
This Is Phalloplasty

I’m just going to come right to the point, especially to TRA’s who complain that a) this is revenge porn and b) the procedure’s not finished yet/it’s in the early stages.

The narrator lays bare their experience with a procedure sold as a life-changing fix. They were promised a “new you” and a “brand new rod” that would fit “just right,” but instead, they’re left grappling with complications: infections, numbness, and a result that feels more like a “crooked design” than a triumph. The song’s verses drip with sarcasm, poking at the slick brochures and overly optimistic assurances from medical professionals. Lines about “counting the days ‘til I start to cough” or worrying it might “fall off” paint a vivid picture of the anxiety and betrayal felt when expectations crash into reality.

What makes Rot Dog Blues stand out is its raw, bluesy delivery. The slow tempo, punctuated by wailing guitar slides and heavy bass, mirrors the narrator’s low-luck predicament. It’s not just a complaint—it’s a lament, wrapped in the classic blues tradition of turning pain into art. The chorus, with its slight uptick in energy, drives home the irony: trading one problem for a “brand-new one” full of “side-effects” and “misdirects.”

For anyone unfamiliar with phalloplasty, it’s a complex procedure often pursued by transgender men or non-binary folks seeking gender affirmation. It’s a deeply personal choice, but as the song highlights, it comes with risks—complications like those described can and do happen. Rot Dog Blues doesn’t shy away from this reality, using humor and grit to give voice to an experience that’s rarely discussed so candidly.

Why does this matter? Because it’s more than just a song—it’s a raw reflection of the gap between medical promises and real-world outcomes. For those considering or recovering from similar procedures, it’s a reminder that you’re not alone in navigating the highs and lows. And for everyone else, it’s a window into the emotional weight of chasing a body that feels like home, only to face unexpected hurdles.

So, next time you hear those bluesy chords and that sarcastic drawl, know that Rot Dog Blues is telling a story of resilience through disappointment—a story that’s as human as it gets.

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