Hey, Substack fam! I recently came across a cheeky illustration that sparked a creative idea: two stylized figures standing at urinals, facing away from each other, with the bold text, “YOU CAN PEE NEXT TO ME.” The image’s playful vibe inspired me to write a song called "You Can Pee Next to Me"—a country pop anthem about inclusivity in the men’s restroom. I want to be clear about what this song means to me: trans women are absolutely free to use the men’s room urinals, and I have no problem with that. I’m fully supportive, and I hope this song reflects that spirit of acceptance.
If you wish to download this song, consider stopping in to Buy Me A Coffee. Any amount is appreciated.

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Hi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?"
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