Another year has passed, My Lovely Readers, and I’d like to wish you all a Happy 2024 and, with that out of the way, it’s time to look back on The Year That Was.
January
This guy got executed.
Sheryl Crow steps up to defend him, thus proving that celebrities will defend the worst people on Earth if they’re trans.
Also, in January, I destroyed a TRA talking point by answer the question: do you think a sign will stop a rapist from going into a women’s restroom?
February
February was the month that I got my Twitter account back after having been suspended for a period of 2 years, 5 months, 26 days, one day after Valentine’s Day.
It’s also the month I took a Twitter user to task for his ignorance over wondering why women weren’t speaking out against males invading their spaces.
Also, it was the month that Scotland rose up against gender ideology and Self-ID with the resignation of Nicola Sturgeon.
March
March was the month I took a long-needed vacation with my wife in her home country of Indonesia. We visited Bali and went to hang out with the wild monkeys of Uluwatu.
I explain why transgenderism doesn’t fly in Indonesia.
I also asked why anyone would be afraid of UN Population controls when some of us are doing their very best to ensure they’ll never breed.
But before I left for the wilds of Indonesia (had a blast, by the way) the Canadian shop teacher with the fake boobs was shitcanned from his job, apparently Canada doesn’t much like fake trans people.
April
April saw the rise of Dylan Mulvaney, apparently scoring an endorsement deal with Bud Light, having been awarded a can with his face on it.
And it was at this point I decided…
Also in April, a TRA working in the Federal Government decides to engage in that age-old TRA past time of Fuck Around and Find Out.
It was also in April that the Nashville Police announced that they would be releasing the manifesto of Audrey Hale, the Nashville school shooter who was a trans-identified female calling herself Aiden (though it would be months before it was leaked to the public).
May
May saw a deposition from Sagal Sadiq - a transman currently incarcerated in a women’s prison in Chowchilla, CA, on the dangers of allowing men who claim to be women to be housed with actual women in women’s prisons.
WZTV Fox-17 reported that after several lawsuits, attorneys representing the city of Nashville have submitted writings belonging to the Covenant School gunman for a judge to review.
I showed the world what phalloplasty looks like and take TRAs to task for calling it “revenge porn”.
June
In June, I showed the world that, yes, drag performances are being done in front of kids.
Massachusetts engaged in a cover-up concerning the alleged abuse of children in a home where the accused were transgender, proving my theory that trans can and do whatever they want all the time.
The ACLU finally shows its true colors and is not fit for purpose - and I publicly renounce my support for them.
This was also the month that Duane Owen, a double rapist and murderer, was finally put to death (he was incarcerated in 1984) - but not before he came out as trans.
California attempts a law that would make not affirming a child’s gender abuse (Governor Gavin Newsom would later veto this, but only because he wants to be President of the United States someday).
California also changed insurance language on double mastectomies for gender dysphoric females from "cosmetic" to "reconstructive" to remove age limits for the surgery.
July
Michigan introduces a bill that would make misgendering a hate crime, punishable by five years in prison, or a $10K fine, or both.
How does a mass shooting disappear from national headlines in America? When the shooter is trans, of course.
The ACLU says that we must continue to sacrifice our children’s genitals to Moloch, or he won’t make the rains come and our crops will wither and die.
The backlash against Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light begins in earnest, proving that Americans don’t like it when you stifle their opinions on things, because America.
August
Fred Sargeant, ever the gracious man he is (God, I love that big, gay lug!), comes to the aid of a woman who was unexpectedly laid off from her job and was counting on being a vendor at an upcoming food festival because she doesn’t believe humans can change sex or in Critical Race Theory.
So, he started a fundraiser for her.
August was the month a school district was successfully sued in California for trying to keep secret a minor’s transition from her mother.
But, sadly, Chris Chan’s alleged incest against his 78-year-old senile, demented mother was dismissed.
Ireland finally figures out that Barbie Kardashian is too dangerous to be incarcerated in women’s prison with other women.
Ian Watkins, currently serving what amounts to a life sentence (35 years) in a British prison for his predation of children, is shanked.
Yes, very sad. Anyway…
Another celebrity salutes LadyDique, making it harder for those of us who consider this to be Reality’s Last Stand on whoever the Woke Stasi turns its attention to next.
A man explains menstruation to women who actually menstruate with zero trace of irony.
September
A school district in California votes for parental notification if a student decides they’re trans.
Canada finally wakes up to the horrors of gender ideology, spurring demonstrations from coast to coast.
AB 957, the bill that would make not affirming your child as trans classified as child abuse in California is vetoed by Governor Gavin Newsom.
Somebody wants to be President of the United States.
October
Daniel Radcliffe, of Harry Potter fame, proves once again he’s an insufferable, ungrateful little bastard.
A tech conference for women in California’s Silicon Valley decides to be trans inclusive and then wonders why all these men are attending.
This month also demonstrates that this new post-modern queer movement hates women, homosexuals and Jews by championing Palestinians who would just as soon throw them off a building.
Graham Linehan has written a whole-ass book! And it’s really good!
An alleged “asexual” feels her asexuality is in need of legal protection. I think she just wants a law that makes it a crime against her mother asking when she’s going to finally settle down with a nice, fit bloke and have babies.
November
It’s Trans Awareness Month…again.
I take to Substack to toast the only man to have entered British Parliament whose intentions were completely honorable.
The manifesto of Audrey Hale is leaked to Steven Crowder, a conservative podcaster, and it’s about as unhinged and awful as we thought it would be.
Trans people are still being killed for reasons other than being trans.
Doctor Who is a dumpster fire, reminiscent of the Chibnall era, that has gone all in on wokeness. It appears that Russell T. Davies saw the wokery under Chris Chiball’s tenure and said, “Hold my beer!”
So bad, in fact, they had to recycle David Tennant, who has decided his own kid is trans.
December
The BBC continues to insult the intelligence of its viewers by calling a man a woman and making his crimes that of the crimes of women.
And, just to reiterate what the BBC thinks of its viewers:
And you know that thing that TRAs say never happens? Well, it happened again. Maybe TRAs should stop saying that because they’re starting to look a lot like Sylvia Brown, with about the same track record.
And, finally, we close the year with a confession from Jonathan “India” Willoughby, who insists he has a cervix.
I will be back after the first of the new year with some predictions.
Until then, may you all have a Happy New Year!
Thanks for your dedication!